alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater
merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything.
cyberthug13: citgo: i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade he was suspended for touching his oui oui
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
zourrifying: reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
dave-vriska: jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT...
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
rockybreaux: crowmunist: ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH me.
rockybreaux: beautifulinmybrokenness: smidgetz: Being Black gives me a 90% chance of looking 5-25 years younger than I am at any age as an adult for the rest of my life, and I thank Black Jesus for dis skin everyday. Black don’t crack. Amen. I am grateful, may the church say AMEN!
bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
multipack: pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
cuntfessions-0f-bambii: fquemark: Pull up to the scene, but my roof gone When I leave the scene, bet your boo gone And I beat the pussy like a new song 2 CHAINZ BUT I GOT ME A FEW ON I hate whoever came up with this omfg.
And I am jealous of your tattoos and how long they will stay with you after I...– Clementine von Radics (via fawun)
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
When your parents talk to you during an important...
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake